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Flavoring from "Flavored" things that don't actually taste like the things that they are supposed to taste like but instead just taste like all the other things that are flavored to taste like that thing (with at least one example).
  • "Pizza" (Pizza Cravers Doritos Corn Chips)
  • "Grape" (Grape Bubbleyum Bubble Gum)
  • "Cheese" (Kraft Macaroni & Cheese)
  • "Banana" (Tropical Fruits Banana Flavored Lifesavers candy)
  • "Fruit" (Froot Loops Cereal)

The List

Apr. 13th, 2009 10:49 am
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Anybody else have a list of Top 5 Trashy Things You Want To Eat before You Die?

If not, please feel free to create your own somewhere in the comments :)

My own personal list has mutated over the years as i gained the nerve to try some of this stuff and as they became available to me. Sometimes it's darned difficult to put together a list like this, narrowing your choices down to just five! Your List shouldn't include anything you've already eaten. Here's my current list:

  • Twinkie-Wiener Sandwich (Twinkie, split down the middle and stuffed with a Tofu hot dog, covered with spray cheese. May also be dipped in Vanilla Soy Milk)
  • The Luther (Half-pound of grilled hamburger, 6 strips of bacon, processed American cheese and Grilled onions on a grilled Krispee Kreme Donut for a bun)
  • Deep-Fried Banana Split (Like a regular Banana Split, only the Banana is dipped in batter and deep-fried... as are the individual scoops of ice cream)
  • Bacon-Sausage-Cheese Roll (If you need an explanation then you haven't been following this community)
  • The Garbage Plate (Another of the oldies but goodies - some restaurant somewhere serves this giant plate that has pretty mush everyting on their menu on it, all mixed together)


Stuff i have been able to cross off my list in the past include Deep-Fried Twinkies, Snickers Bars, Oreos... "The Mr. Bill's Killer Burger" (your basic giant 10-Lb. Burger with 2 Lbs of fries on the side) and The Big Bertha (hamburger bun with 2 fried eggs, 2 hashbrown patties, ham, sausage, toast, cheese, fried chicken patty and a quarter-pound hamburger patty)
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The giant BBQ ribs dinner we have planned will have to wait till Monday night (the most racialy innappropriate meal I can think of for MLKJr Day), because my Sunday will require the following items:
  • BIG SAMMICH (big loaf of bread, ham, turkey, baloney, bacon, cheeses, onions, lettuce, tomato)
  • CORN CHIPS (Doritos or Fritos type)
  • COLA BEVERAGE
  • COOKIES

All of this plus playing magic and watching Superman will make me happy :)

Dinner?

Jan. 4th, 2006 10:26 pm
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We had an... unfortunate... meal tonight from the fine folks at Chef Boy-R-Dee. It was a complete meal that came in a box and all you had to do was put it together and pop it in the oven and you'd have a tasty casserole in no time at all!

And it only cost us $1.49 at Big Lots, "The Island of Misfit Toys" for everything from Furniture to Underpants. And what little boy would want to play with a Charlie-In-The-Box?

Aparently, Chef Boy-R-Dee was sick the day they were making up new boxed meals and let his slow cousin (Chef Boy-R-Tarded) do it for him. And the result?

"I LIKE BEEF-A-RONI ON BISCUITS, PLEASE!!! AND PUT CHEESE-WIZ ON 'EM!!!"

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