True Stories of BING

[captain_slinky]

Hey, Bing! Can you show me images of "Spoopy", please?

SURE THING, BRIAN! HERE ARE A BUNCH OF DELIGHTFUL PICTURES OF THAT LOVABLE COMIC STRIP CHARACTER, "SNOOPY"!

Uhm... Bing? I said "Spoopy", not "Snoopy". It's a popular internet meme that -

DID YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU THE RESULTS FOR JUST YOUR SEARCH TERM "SPOOPY"?

Yeah! That would be great, Bing! Thanks!

OKAY, BRIAN! HERE ARE A BUNCH OF DELIGHTFUL PICTURES OF THAT LOVABLE COMIC STRIP CHARACTER, "SNOOPY"!

No, no... Bing, "Spoopy"! It's a Halloween thing! Can you -

OH I GOT IT! YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU RESULTS FOR "HALLOWEEN SPOOPY"! I CAN DO THAT, BRIAN!

Oh that's great, Bing! Y'know, I -

HERE YOU GO, BRIAN! HERE ARE A BUNCH OF DELIGHTFUL HALLOWEEN PICTURES OF THAT LOVABLE COMIC STRIP CHARACTER, "SNOOPY"! DID YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU ONLY RESULTS FOR "HALLOWEEN SPOOPY"?

Yeah, that's all I really -

HERE YOU GO, BRIAN! HERE ARE A BUNCH OF DELIGHTFUL HALLOWEEN PICTURES OF THAT LOVABLE COMIC STRIP CHARACTER, "SNOOPY"! DID YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU ONLY RESULTS FOR "HALLOWEEN SPOOPY"?

Bing?

HERE YOU GO, BRIAN! HERE ARE A BUNCH OF DELIGHTFUL HALLOWEEN PICTURES OF THAT LOVABLE COMIC STRIP CHARACTER, "SNOOPY"! DID YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU ONLY RESULTS FOR "HALLOWEEN SPOOPY"?

*siiiiiiigh*... hey, Google, could you show me images of Ess-Pee-Oh...

You want images of "Spoopy", Brian? Is that what you were gonna say? 'Cuz check this out, I've got a TON of Spoopy images right here!

Comments

[aurora77]

Yeesh. I wish I could say my experience was any better.

That's why I go straight to Google these days. If I did "normal" searches, Bing would be fine. But the moment I stray from anything "normal" Bing fails badly for me. And most of my searches tend to be a bit odd.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

My reason for staying with bing is that they pay me - I've got about $50 worth of gift certificates from setting bing have first crack at all my searches :)

[aurora77]

Nice! That's a good reason.