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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2003-06-26 12:42 pm

TV Land Poll

Regardless of your sexual preferences, you *must* select one from each grouping. No substitutions, no passing. Ready? GO!

Who would you rather "do"?

(1) Jeannie (from "I Dream Of Jeannie" or Samantha Stevens (from "Bewitched")?

(2) Chrissy, Janet, or Jack (from "Three's Company")?

(3) Barney Fife (from "The Andy Griffith Show") or Ralph Furley (from "Three's Company")?

(4) Mr. Cleaver (the dad from "Leave It To Beaver"), or Mr. Douglas (the dad from "My Three Sons")?

(5) Will or Holly (from "Land Of The Lost")?

BONUS PUPPET QUESTION!!!

Miss Piggy or Alf?

[identity profile] daleth.livejournal.com 2003-06-26 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Totally Jeannie. Not only is she pliable and happy to call you "master", she doesn't have a mother in law that will plague you with curses for sleeping with her daughter.

2) Janet.

3) Barney.

4) Mr. Cleaver

5) Never watched land of the lost. I'll go with Holly, the female character.

Alf, because he is just fuckin' cool. Miss Piggy...Not so cool.

Re:

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2003-06-26 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but Miss Piggy is *totaly* one of those stuck-up princess types who becomes totaly submissive and willing to do *anything* in the sack once they've gotten a good hard dicking. Uhm... or at least, so I've *heard*.