Ooh. Number 3 hurts! "Coming up next on the Lovey-Dove network, 6 straight hours of him doing things for her that he never would have done for you! Then at 10 it's everybody's favorite Game Show, 'What's She Got That I Haven't Got?' Then stay tuned for 'All The Stuff That She Does That Should Totaly Piss Him Off But He Still Stays With Her'"

I may have to add that network to the cable line-up in *my* hell.