No, actually, I told the guy, "Look, I'm here for an injunction against my soon-to-be-ex. I really don't want to run into him beforehand. Isn't there some other place I can sit?" No, I wrote the TIme Magazine remark trying to be all clever and witty at 6 am. I should know better. I didn't even make sense when I tried to deconstruct the situation a second time! Sorry d00d! I am a tard.