You'd THINK that organizing a cult would be easy, wouldn't you? But I say NAY! Aparently you need copious amounts of Money, Drugs, or Charisma in order to even get a decent cult off the ground... and those are three items I am shockingly low on!

My wife and my cats are devoted members of my movement right now, but that HARDLY constitutes a Koresh-esque, Applewhite-Heavens-Gate quality cult, ya know?