captain_slinky | Bloody CRAP!

One year at Christmastime, when I was younger, I looked down in to the toilet bowl after doing my business and saw that I had pooed the word "JOY". Ever since then, I have longinly gazed at each and every bowel movement looking for other such miracles. Up till hnow, I had only ever seen stuff like the word "Yes" in Spanish ("Si") or possibly the title of a hit CBS Crime Drama (CSI). But this morning at 3am, it was different!

This morning, it looked like a bunch of soft-serve chocolate ice cream serves in a punchbowl full of raspberry Kool Aid!

So aparently there is a major amount of blood in my stool, and I am on the way to the doctor's office right now to see what's up with that.