The Anti-Meme

[captain_slinky]

I have seen the "Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I'll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty." bullcrap meme all over LJ recently, and I think that's just dangerous and irresponsible. Nobody really wants to hear The Truth! The Truth is a hurtful, shameful thing and should be hidden away and only shown to true loved ones... sort of like genetalia! Therefore, I give you the ANTI-MEME:

Leave a comment with your name if you want me to make up a totaly flattering lie about you, and I'll reply and tell you. All lies, no honesty.

Comments

[freydis.livejournal.com]

My name is Tanya. Lie to me.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You once had the opportunity to have sex with the oldest brother from "Hanson" (The "Mmmm-Bop!" kids), but you refused to do it because he was drunk and you didn't want to take advantage of him like that. I've always admired you for that.

[freydis.livejournal.com]

actually, thats a lie. I did have sex with him, taking full advantage of his drunkeness.

He couldn't keep it up. it was pretty horrible.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Just like I said... All lies, no truth!