WALL STREET JOURNAL REPORTS: X-MEN AND OTHER MUTANTS NOT HUMAN

A swear-to-God REAL story...NOT A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR THE NEXT MOVIE... from the Wall Street Journal... a Judge has ruled that Professor X, Wolverine, and all mutant-kind can not be classified as Human.

http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB1043013622300562504,00.html

Headlines like this are dangerously blurring the allready razor-thin line between Fantasy and Reality for me.

But think about the possible ramifications here! Declaring Mutants as Non-Humans... isn't that just begging Magneto and the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants to attack???

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