'Trek 'Ku

My mission? To seek out new life forms and new civilizations. To boldly write 1 Haiku for each episode of Start Trek The Next Generation that I watch as no one has written before!

Duhnuuuuuuuuuuh, da-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...Da nuh-NUUUUUUUUUH, da-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

Today we have THREE new episodes! But I was very upset that they didn't show episode 163: Yesterday's Enterprise on SpikeTV. What's up with that??? So I had to just describe the entire episode to khristle because, well, you know.

Episode 162: "A Matter Of Perspective"

Riker's in trouble
The charges? Blew up a guy
and thought with his crotch.


Episode 164: "The Offspring"

Data's Daughter, Lal.
Better at human than him.
When she died, we cried.

Episode 165: "Sins Of The Father"

Worf has a brother?!?
He didn't die at Khitomer?
Mogh was a scapegoat.