Greta call to get at 12:50 AM.

ME: Thank you for calling Comcast, this is Brian, how may I help you?

HIM: Hang on! I... I got a pie in the oven.

ME: Uhm... okay?

HIM: Okay, here I am. Hi! Who is this again?

ME: This is Brian at Comcast... how can I help you tonight?

HIM: Brian? Is it... is it Brian? Can I call you Brian? Brian, I gotta ask you... have you been drinking tonight, Brian?

ME: I... no, I haven't. I'm uh.... I'm at work. So how can I-

HIM: 'Cuz let me tell you, Brian... I? I *have* been drinking tonight.