THE Definition of Too Much Free Time

It's short. It's work-safe. You need speakers. They need a life.

I like it when they make it easy

Four different "Offers" in my Inbox this morning... I've been selected to take a free cruise in the Bahamas, I've won a Free Lap Top Computer, My Free Credit Report that I requested is now available, and "The Democratics" need my help to determine who should be president.

All come from "XHGDKHFKEYHNDFJN@YAHOO.COM", all have the message text saying "To receive more information regarding what was offered in the subject line, please CLICK HERE This is not a SPAM". And of course the "Click here" is a dead link.

Poor, poor XHGDKHFKEYHNDFJN... he tries so hard to provide for his family, but THE MAN is constantly keeping him down by shutting down his websites!

FREE "CHEESE"!

HURRY! GO! NOT A RICK-ROLL!!!

http://www.iheartgrilledcheese.com/

Free coupon for a package of Kraft Singles to the first 1000 entries!

Accomplishments for today

Ordered a SATA Enclosure. Thank you to collisions who offered to swap us a mess of EIDE drives for the SATA drive, but I think it's better that we join the rest of The Future now.

Got Molly to DRINK a cup of milk rather than playing in it and/or dumping it and/or spitting it into something else.

Corresponded with Roy RE: The Past, closed a bunch of old wounds so we can just put it behind us now.

Had the new Dish Washer installed. it's so pretty! I can hardly wait to dirty-up some dishes!

STILL TO DO:

Plan dinners for the next week.

Gather and price stuff for the Garage Sale that we're gonna have weekend after next.

List something on Ebay.

Scoop cat boxes.

Bet a bucket of dirt for our planter boxes.

Ship stuff for old Ebay sales.

Clean off computer desk.

Plan costume for Brittany's ECCC.