Aug. 24th, 2010

Question

Aug. 24th, 2010 04:49 pm
captain_slinky: (irontrash)
Have you ever been preparing food in your kitchen and it's SO CLUTTERED that you lose the lid to the jar of Mayo? So cluttered that no matter how you shift the stuff around on the kitchen counter you just CAN NOT FIND THAT LID? Where did it go? It was RIGHT HERE! You took the lid off, put the knife in the jar, and then.... what? You find yourself saying "That's IT, I've had ENOUGH, I am CLEANING this PIG STY because it's the ONLY WAY i will EVER find that Mayo lid" and so you put on your apron and your rubber gloves and you lay out your plan; you'll need to clear all those dirty pots and pans off the stove and then you'll gather up all the odds and ends that were destined to go to the compost bin and then you'll put away the bread and gather the garbage and gather all the dirty dishes from all the other rooms in the house, or maybe you should start with a quick sweep of the floor so you can walk better, you just don't know where to start...

...And then you see the lid to the Mayo jar.

"Oh". You put the lid on the May jar, put the mayo in the fridge. "I guess this kitchen isn't *that bad*...

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