2015-10-05

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2015-10-05 10:21 am

179 - BASIC Disneyland Pricing Policy

010 FANS: But I love Disneyland! I just wish they would do something about how crowded it is!

020 DISNEY: Well we could raise the prices, that would probably thin the crowds a bit...

030 FANS: NO! IF YOU EVER RAISE THE PRICE I SWEAR I WILL NEVER EVER COME BACK TO DISNEYLAND!

040 DISNEY: So... it'll work? Great! We're raising prices!

050 FANS: THIS IS THE END! NO ONE WILL EVER GO TO DISNEYLAND EVER AGAIN IT COSTS WAY TOO MUCH!

060 DISNEY: Wait, why are attendance numbers going UP? Didn't we raise the prices and you all said you'd never come back???

070 GOTO 10