I can't say that I ever saw "Can't Stop the Music", but I think I probably know how it went; Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner's gold medals have been stolen, and only he Village people can help! And so it's a mad-cap romp through the streets of Hollwood where anything an any ONE can happen! Special guest appearances by Liza Minelli, Barbar Streisand, Billie Jean-King, Elton John and international super-star CHARRO!!! And th big finale is a Marx Brothers-esque pie-fight style scene, only it's a Crisco fight at Studio 54.

Am I right?