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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2006-01-04 10:26 pm
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Dinner?

We had an... unfortunate... meal tonight from the fine folks at Chef Boy-R-Dee. It was a complete meal that came in a box and all you had to do was put it together and pop it in the oven and you'd have a tasty casserole in no time at all!

And it only cost us $1.49 at Big Lots, "The Island of Misfit Toys" for everything from Furniture to Underpants. And what little boy would want to play with a Charlie-In-The-Box?

Aparently, Chef Boy-R-Dee was sick the day they were making up new boxed meals and let his slow cousin (Chef Boy-R-Tarded) do it for him. And the result?

"I LIKE BEEF-A-RONI ON BISCUITS, PLEASE!!! AND PUT CHEESE-WIZ ON 'EM!!!"

[identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com 2006-01-06 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Food that occurs naturally in boxes is a crime against nature.

Ingredients should be HARMED in the making of dinner.

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2006-01-06 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it was only $1.49!

I know, I know... it's not a valid excuse :(

[identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com 2006-01-07 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
You put a price on your health? Your vitality? your SOUL?!?!?!?!???!!!

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2006-01-07 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
$.98, $1.04 and $1.75, respectively.