Narcissisissisissistic

[captain_slinky]

When you google the term "Brian Pierce", you get absolutely no information about me for at least the first 15 pages of search results (believe me, I just spent a half hour checking). I'm not even sure if I ever show up in those results at all!

Thing is, those 15 pages of search results I went through weren't even people *trying* to have a web presence. They were all casual mentions of the name "Brian Pierce" (and NOT ME) in stuff like public records, sports scores and personell directories of companies.

This makes me sad :(

How do I change this? How do i get a web presence? How do I make it so that when someone Googles me the "I'm Feeling Lucky" result becomes ME???

Comments

[collisions.livejournal.com]

I have another suggestion! Brian, you must change your name to something unique. In all the Google results for "Chris Launey," there is but one that does not refer to me. Ditto for Christopher Launey. I think there are maybe one or two other people with my name in the country. In fact, there may be a hundred people with my last name in the country. Maybe. Probably more like 75.

Hrm. Actually, I think my family is endangered.

[zannah.livejournal.com]

We could put you on a preserve. People could protest for better living conditions for you!