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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2006-03-07 10:27 am

Great day in the mornin'!

Woke up this morning puking hot, acidic, stinging bile and sesame seeds through my nose. Like I didn't wake up thinking "Oh no I'm gonna throw up", but "OH WHAT THE HELL IS POURING OUT OF MY NOSE?!?!?!?"

The more I think about it, the more I blame my pre-slumber meal at Arby's of 4-for-$5 Chedar Melts (hence the sesame seeds) and the gallon of Mountain Dew: Code Red (hence the acidic bile). Why it all decided to take the indirect rout through my sinuses and out my nose is a mystery.

What the hey does a person do to get bile and sesame seeds out of their sinuses? I've tried blowing, I've tried snorting, I've tried irrigating with warm water. No luck.

So far it's shaping up to be a VERY odd Tuesday.