Hey hey HEY! Don't you make me add "Guilty that my Guilty List made Crystal feel Guilty" to my Guilt List! This is *MY* Pitty Party, dammit!
Besides, *your* Guilty List is null and void until Molly hits the two-month mark. Sorry, no exceptions. Your ONLY tasks at this time are (1) Make milk and (2) Sleep. You've been doing WAY too much stuff already, which is yet ANOTHER thing I have to feel guilty about!
Don't try to out-guilt me, lady... you'll never win!
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Besides, *your* Guilty List is null and void until Molly hits the two-month mark. Sorry, no exceptions. Your ONLY tasks at this time are (1) Make milk and (2) Sleep. You've been doing WAY too much stuff already, which is yet ANOTHER thing I have to feel guilty about!
Don't try to out-guilt me, lady... you'll never win!