UNCLEEEEEEEAN!!!

[captain_slinky]

I shall have to find a new location for BanannaLand here at werk; this land is tainted.

I finally got my old desk back today from the clutches of the nefarious "Newbie" who had been camping out here since the shift change, and it seems that the person sharing this cubicle/desk area... the person who gets here about three hours before me every day... the person who has TRULY claimed this litle square of cubes?

She's an avid FOX NEWS watcher :(

I need to find a nice, friendly, NON-POLITICAL corner of the call center to claim as my new Homeland. THis area is... it's just unclean :(

Comments

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

You could always set up some of your desk adornments having a gay wedding. :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well I really would have thought that my "Feathers-N-Assless-Chapps" Dance Party the other night with all the Cowboys and Indians would have already put her off, but NO! Looks like we'll have to resort to a gay wedding. I just hope that the moral fiber of American Married Life can take it! Because in the Bible it says there was Adam and EVE, not Adam and GAY COWBOY.

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

You just need to explicitly label the Brokeback Mountain section of the cowboy party.