http://supernovame.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] supernovame.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] captain_slinky 2006-08-04 10:32 am (UTC)

lol. Sounds intense. :) To me, it is like, when you stare at a pattern on the wall for a while you start to see faces in the patterns, so hearing voices in the noises seems similar to me. I'm not discounting what you heard though. But sometimes when I am bored, I can always hear electrical hum, especially of tv sets, I hear those turn on from across the street, and if I listen I hear an ever present static in the background of everything. I listen for a minute and the static is all I can hear, another minute and I can hear voices. Of course they are never talking to me, usually it seems almost as if I am picking up random fragments of conversations throughout the world, or maybe even people's thoughts. They will be reciting grocery lists, or I will hear one side of an argument, or someone just rambling on to themselves. Don't know if I am really hearing anything at all, but I figure it is like watching faces in patterns on the wall.

Of course, real voices never talk to me, but then anything supernatural, otherworldly or extra terrestrial always seems to follow me around, but hide just out of my eyesight. I have had people swear they saw ghosts or heard voices when I was staying over, but I never hear a thing. Once I stayed a week in a KOA campground, the entire week everyone saw tons of UFO's all week long, they started when I got there and stopped when I left. I tried staying up late one night to see them, and everyone was all, "well usually they show up long before this, I guess they aren't coming." Then the next morning the entire campground was like, "Dude! Just after you went to bed it was amazing! I have never seen anything like it! It was intense! The whole sky lit up and there were a ton of them! You shoulda been there!" Except, I know that if I was there it wouldn't have happened. I have had psychics try and read my aura or whatever, and all my friends would say they knew all kinds of stuff and it was so amazing how accurate they were, not just general stuff either but extremely specific. Then they try and read me and they are like, "Uhm.. you like cars don't you?", "No", "Wait, I see horses, you are an intense horse lover!" "What?!? Are you kidding?" "Uhm... I think I see the woman you are with is very much in love with you and I can see wedding bells in your future!" "I hope not, that's my sister..." "Look, that's all I got, sorry... No refunds." I actually considered one time, hiring myself out to be a ghostbuster or something. Your house completely haunted and you can't sleep at night? Murderous foul beings chasing you at every turn? E.T.'s keep kidnapping you and trying to experiment on you? Just hang out with me for a week and I guarantee, absolutely nothing will happen! It will be the most boring week of your life! and when I left, things would probably follow me so they could hide from me too...

If you really hang around me though, you will swear I was incredibly psychic. All that stuff seemingly works really well for me. I'll tell you a secret though, mostly I am not saying the future or doing anything special, I just say what I think or want to happen. I think then people seem to make it happen for me. It's very odd. Oh, and ouija boards? I hate them. Not because they don't do anything for me. Quite the opposite. It drives me crazy, but they won't work at all, they won't answer a single person's question, not until 'I' think of the answer. They spell out everything I think. I had people tell me that a ouija board could never say the name of God, so I had one quoting scripture, everyone seemed to freak out more over that than if it would have said they would all be murdered in their sleep... uhm... in college I used this to my benefit... some people are really gullible and will actually do things the board tells them too... You might think that maybe I was pushing the window thing to say what I wanted, except that I wouldn't need to touch it except for the tip of a fingernail and it would still do it. Those things suck. So, the supernatural, e.t.'s, all that stuff, sounds very interesting and all, but it feels to me more like a joke that everyone is in on, and the joke is on me. Oh wait, the only thing that ~has~ actually worked for me? Prayer. That works really well! So yeah, I believe in God.

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