Nope! We charge you $50 because your cable lines are innactive and we'll need someone to actually climb the pole and activate your cable line for you. If you had cable television, there would already be some "juice" going through the line and you could use one of our Self Install Kits.

Actually, did you already sign up? Because I might be able to get you a better deal by signing you up for one month of the $15 Cable Television and then letting you do the Self Install whenever you're ready!

Either way, we should talk.