CAPTAIN SLINKY SLINKALERT GOING OUT TO ALL ACTIVE SLINKATEERS

[captain_slinky]

HELP! I want to upgrade my brother's memory on The Dell Laptop You See Listed At This Link, but I have no idea which one to buy! It's gonna come with 1.0GB, DDR2-533 SDRAM, 2 DIMMS (probably 2 512MB sticks), I'd like to upgrade him to 2GB. Unfortunatley, that's all I've got... "1.0GB, DDR2-533 SDRAM, 2 DIMMS". If anybody can help out their beloved Cap'n here by showing me the lowest-priced way of doing this, I'd be much abliged!

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[collisions.livejournal.com]

Hey! Why don't yall allow non-customers to do the self-install process? Why do I have to pay some guy $50 to come out and install stuff just because I'm not a cable customer? Do you figure anyone who does not have cable by now is either stupid or a Luddite, so they are unqualified to install and configure a network card?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Nope! We charge you $50 because your cable lines are innactive and we'll need someone to actually climb the pole and activate your cable line for you. If you had cable television, there would already be some "juice" going through the line and you could use one of our Self Install Kits.

Actually, did you already sign up? Because I might be able to get you a better deal by signing you up for one month of the $15 Cable Television and then letting you do the Self Install whenever you're ready!

Either way, we should talk.