Greta call to get at 12:50 AM.

[captain_slinky]

ME: Thank you for calling Comcast, this is Brian, how may I help you?

HIM: Hang on! I... I got a pie in the oven.

ME: Uhm... okay?

HIM: Okay, here I am. Hi! Who is this again?

ME: This is Brian at Comcast... how can I help you tonight?

HIM: Brian? Is it... is it Brian? Can I call you Brian? Brian, I gotta ask you... have you been drinking tonight, Brian?

ME: I... no, I haven't. I'm uh.... I'm at work. So how can I-

HIM: 'Cuz let me tell you, Brian... I? I *have* been drinking tonight.

Comments

[collisions.livejournal.com]

You mean that was *you* my call was router to?!?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I hope the pie came out okay!

[mom-smackley.livejournal.com]

that is so goddam funny!

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

It's the new "hello" ;-)