Ooh! I know! You know that feeling you get when you've eaten at a funny-smelling all-you-can-eat buffet on Seafood Night but the shrimp is kinda cold and the crab legs are kinda warm but you eat too much anyways and then you wind up getting up at 3:47 in the morning half asleep so you can sit on the toilet with the worst stomach cramps of your entire life but then you start pooping and it's like one long solid turd that comes out like soft-serve ice cream? Then it all just kinda stops, and you just sit there. You're shocked. You don't want to move. You just feel... empty and scared. That's how I feel.
You know, I feel empty and scared right now too. Also, I don't like crab legs anymore.
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You know, I feel empty and scared right now too. Also, I don't like crab legs anymore.