You stay classy, GOP

[captain_slinky]

I seriously have no idea how the GOP could have ever gotten the reputation of being a bunch of bigoted racists... unless it has anything to do with stuff like THIS.

Seriously... something so racially offensive that even *I*, in my finest of Captain Slinky moments, would have NEVER had the balls to put out for public consumption.

And that's saying A LOT! People who worked with me at Comcast used to use me as a synonym for Inappropriateness! "Uh oh... I think that last comment was too Brian... I hope nobody noticed!"

I'm the guy who came up with the idea of putting a chain of Chicken Restaurants in all of the old Nazi Concentration Camps! The ovens aren't being used for anything else, right? Little Hitler's Chicken & Waffle House! "Try our Oven Roasted Chicken! It's the JEW-ciest!"

But never, EVER would I have been able to come up with the "Comedy" that these GOP folks came up with...

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[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Chicken, ribs, koolaide and watermelon. I guess they just didn't have the room to add a 40oz in a paper bag.

Just...wow.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

its almost like they WANT everyone to vote democrat...

Which, that's the most reasonable explanation. Brainwashed Republicans are getting their secret words, which activates their subliminal programming to do something heinous right when its coming down to the line! Like River, just stupider!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Can't buy booze or smokes with food stamps :/

[zachary-cole.livejournal.com]

McCain's tactic this week: resurrect Al Jolson and preform a snappy song-and-dance number.