See, that's EXACTRLY what i was thinking! It wouldn't be the BACON conducting the electricity so much as any salt water found on the surface! Too much fat for insulation!

This all started with somebody asking me if I had Bacon-Lights for my tree. I said no, because unfortunately one of the three things that bacon CAN'T do is conduct electricity (the other two things were "Raise the Dead" and "Be Eaten by Orthodox Jews").