The Most Complainingest Woman EVER!!!

[captain_slinky]

From the moment we got up this morning, my girlfriend has been complaining. Within a 3 minute period, she complained about:

It's too early
It's too cold
I'm driving too fast
She wants to go to Oregon this weekend
She wants to stay home this weekend
I'm driving too slow
It's too hot
We're going to be late

I suggested that she take a moment to stop complaining and breathe, or she might pass out. And being passed out, she wouldn't be able to do all her favorite things like complaining and complaining some more. She got really quiet after that.

So we may be going to oregon this weekend, we may not. We may just spend the weekend sitting in uncomfortable silence with each other. Why didn't I just let her complain and keep my big yap shut?

Comments

[zannah.livejournal.com]

I will now take the time to be witty (ha!) and recommend that you just revert to the old tried-and-true caveman style.

Bonk her on the head, throw her in the trunk, and do whatever you want in peace.

Not that the cavemen had cars. But you get the idea.