Sounds like your beer level is low. A symptom Canadians rarely ever see but when we do it's not pretty. The only known cure is to do manly things like run power tools with a beer in one hand. If that fails then spin around really fast until you get dizzy and fall down, then laugh hysterically. Might need to fore warn the neighbors. If that fails then we only have one option left but it will require an old claw foot bathtub, a 50 gallon drum, fifty feet of copper tubing, a chipmunk, 14 screws, glue, duct tape, bleach, and a q-tip. Don't worry I've seen it done before so it shouldn't be to hard.