Mathamatically speaking, it makes no sense

[captain_slinky]

I've been asked to go and get my sister's stuff from The Scene of the Crime this coming Friday. I'm going to go and do it, but it's left me in a "Meh" state of mind all day long.

I've spent a lot of time considering Alcohol, and why it just doesn't make sense to me.

It's kind of like an Algebra Problem, the way I look at it.

A = Your Life.
B = Booze.

A + B < or = A, so why bother with B? B < or = 0, though many people talk about it and perceive it to be B > A!

In words... I've known plenty of folks who's life has gotten much, mush worse because of booze. But I've yet to hear of anybody who's life got any BETTER because they stared drinking.

Ready for anyone and everyone to prove me wrong.

Comments

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Little fish eats the big fish... A Plus B is Less Than or Equal To A. Your Life plus Booze is Equal To or Less Than Your Life by itself.

I stand by my math!

[nightsinger.livejournal.com]

Right, but > means "greater than", and < means "less than".

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You are obviously mistaken, I in no way have edited the original post to correct my errors and I am offended that you would even suggest such scandalous accusations.

Don't you SEE?!?!?! I'm in full-on RIGHTEOUS MODE!!! I AM INFALLIBLE!!!

:)

[nightsinger.livejournal.com]

Of course! How did I not see this before! I render my humblest of apologies for my obviously mistaken confusion!

;)