In Loving Memory of My Zen

[captain_slinky]

I am sad to report that my Creative Zen Media Player was found dead in the bottom of the washing machine at approximately 9:40am this morning. Authorities are not yet ready to consider this case a suicide, as there are many chief suspects that still need to be interviewed.

The Creative Zen was nearly 5 years old when he died, and is survived by his loving life-partner Ear Bud Head Phones, and a Sister Zen who was purchased at the same time.

Zen was originally purchased for many reasons such as having a larger screen than any iPod currently available at the time, the large variety of media formats he supported, his simple "Drag And Drop" file loading system, his expandable SD Memory slot and of course his incredibly low price of under $100.

He will be sorely missed :(

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

I'll bring Puprle Zen home for you.

:(

[jodijodijodi.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry for your loss.

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry for your loss. Hopefully C.Zen's memory will live on his replacement. You may be able to resurrect C.Zen. Let him dry out for a week and then see if you can charge it. I've washed several of my MP3 players. As long as it didn't get baked in the dryer, you have a good chance at bringing it back.

[thecookielady.livejournal.com]

If, in fact, you are unable to resussitate C.Zen, where can we send flowers? Or is there a charity we should donate to??

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Donations to the C.Zen Make A Difference Foundation can be sent directly to me, please make any checks or money orders out to "Cash" (that was Zen's Christian name). Nothing under $100, in accordance with C.Zen's religious beliefs.... thank you...