It would be amusing, somewhere in Alter-Earth, if there's an Alter-Captain who has gotten suckered into opening & running an actual "Geek Camp", just like the "Church Camp" that happens every summer in August... With counselors, & bazillions of kids ranging from 8 - 16, and all the obnoxious maddening shenanigans that go with it.

Organized around the vast range of geekery available, instead of the teachings of That Really Nice Jewish Carpenter like the camps I attended...