Important List

[captain_slinky]

Granted, no guy really wants the Doctor to whisper *anything* in his ear right before a Prostate Exam, but as I was waiting there in my revealingly breezy gown, I could help compiling...

CAPTAIN SLINKY'S TOP 10 THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE DOCTOR WHISPER IN TO YOUR EAR RIGHT BEFORE A PROSTATE EXAM

• 10) "Trick or treat"
  
• 9) "I seen Lucy and Linus... now let's see how Charlie Brown is doing"
  
• 8) "Knock knock"
  
• 7) (Singing) "I smell sex and... can-deee"
  
• 6) "I hope you voted for Rossi"
  
• 5) "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
  
• 4) "Say Hello to my little friend"
  
• 3) "Time to make the Donuts"
  
• 2) "You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?"
  
• 1) "I love you, Daddy"

Comments

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

I don't even have a prostate and all of those things make me uncomfortable. :(

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You can feel free to apply these to a Pap smear if it helps make things more awkward :)