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captain_slinky) wrote2012-03-22 08:19 am
captain_slinky) wrote2012-03-22 08:19 am
Movie Timeline
My personal timeline projection for my attitudes towards movies, based on previously available data.
AGE 0-9: "I wish all movies were G-Rated so I could see them"
AGE 10-12: "PG MOVIES ARE AWESOME THEY SAY SWEARS!!!"
AGE 13-16: "I wish I could get away with seeing more R-Rated movies because those movies are where the Boobies live"
AGE 17-25: "What the #&@! is wrong with Hollywood? If a movie isn't Rated R, it's not worth seeing! And even at that, they should be pushing the boundaries of the rating system and going for an "X" because I want MORE gritty, MORE violent, and MORE REALISTIC!!!"
AGE 26-35: "I love movies so much... I can find something redeeming in even the worst film ever! Ratings are meaningless as long as the entertainment is good!"
AGE 36-PRESENT: "I wish more movies were G-Rated so I see them with my kid... din't they used to make a lot more kids movies?"
THE FUTURE: "YEESH do they have to use so many swears? And why did that girl take her shirt of???"
AGE 0-9: "I wish all movies were G-Rated so I could see them"
AGE 10-12: "PG MOVIES ARE AWESOME THEY SAY SWEARS!!!"
AGE 13-16: "I wish I could get away with seeing more R-Rated movies because those movies are where the Boobies live"
AGE 17-25: "What the #&@! is wrong with Hollywood? If a movie isn't Rated R, it's not worth seeing! And even at that, they should be pushing the boundaries of the rating system and going for an "X" because I want MORE gritty, MORE violent, and MORE REALISTIC!!!"
AGE 26-35: "I love movies so much... I can find something redeeming in even the worst film ever! Ratings are meaningless as long as the entertainment is good!"
AGE 36-PRESENT: "I wish more movies were G-Rated so I see them with my kid... din't they used to make a lot more kids movies?"
THE FUTURE: "YEESH do they have to use so many swears? And why did that girl take her shirt of???"
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