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captain_slinky) wrote2013-03-27 07:30 pm
captain_slinky) wrote2013-03-27 07:30 pm
Easter Marketing
Whoever was in charge of marketing Easter, messed-up HUGE. It's really a great big cluster of random contrasting, confusing messages and images.
In a nut-shell:
"Hey kids! Remember that sweet baby Jesus who was born on Christmas and is the reason you get all those awesome presents? Well he's DEAD! NAILED TO A CROSS AND STABBED TO DEATH! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! But then he came BACK and NOW YOU HAVE TO EAT EGGS! FUNNY COLORED EGGS!!! Oh crap, stop... stop crying, kids... look! A BUNNY! Have some SUGAR! Okay? Let's, uh... let's just not talk about this any more, okay?"
I think David Lynch may have been involved...
In a nut-shell:
"Hey kids! Remember that sweet baby Jesus who was born on Christmas and is the reason you get all those awesome presents? Well he's DEAD! NAILED TO A CROSS AND STABBED TO DEATH! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! But then he came BACK and NOW YOU HAVE TO EAT EGGS! FUNNY COLORED EGGS!!! Oh crap, stop... stop crying, kids... look! A BUNNY! Have some SUGAR! Okay? Let's, uh... let's just not talk about this any more, okay?"
I think David Lynch may have been involved...