Easter Marketing

[captain_slinky]

Whoever was in charge of marketing Easter, messed-up HUGE. It's really a great big cluster of random contrasting, confusing messages and images.

In a nut-shell:

"Hey kids! Remember that sweet baby Jesus who was born on Christmas and is the reason you get all those awesome presents? Well he's DEAD! NAILED TO A CROSS AND STABBED TO DEATH! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! But then he came BACK and NOW YOU HAVE TO EAT EGGS! FUNNY COLORED EGGS!!! Oh crap, stop... stop crying, kids... look! A BUNNY! Have some SUGAR! Okay? Let's, uh... let's just not talk about this any more, okay?"

I think David Lynch may have been involved...

Comments

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I thought it was just because Jesus had an egg allergy. That;s why we hide them till he comes back and says "No, guys! It's cool! I can eat them now!"