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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2003-06-16 09:00 am
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Fourth Of July

Does it GET any better than this?

The Fourth Of July this year will hopefully (depending on how much money I can make between now and then) be spent in the most American way possible! We'll be going to the Evergreen Speedway in Monroe to witness the Coors Demolition Derby. We're talking SUPER 8 CRISS-CROSS! We're talking SCHOOLBUS RACES! We're talking HILLBILLIES DRIVING AROUND A DIRT TRACK IN BEAT-UP CARS TILL ONE OF THEM BLOWS UP! We're talking MEN WITH MULLETS WEARING CONFEDERATE FLAG T-SHIRTS!

Afterwards, we may go to a friend's place to "Drink and blow shit up". GAWD BLESS AMERICA!!!
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[identity profile] all-new-me.livejournal.com 2003-06-16 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
ha ha hahahaha!!
Men with Mullets!

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[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2003-06-16 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be making up some "Mullet Bingo" cards to take along... squares for Mullets, Mullet/mustache combo, Skoal cap, belly-shirts on women who should not wear belly shirts, kids with mullets, Confederate Flag T-Shirts, and NASCAR T-Shirts. I just don't know what prizes I should hand out to the winners...

[identity profile] bghsmith.livejournal.com 2003-06-16 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
My favorite is 'people smoking while holding babies. Don't forget to add 'little boys under 12 with mullets' this year! I could count around 15 just going to the grocery store!

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[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2003-06-16 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... "Smoking Mothers Holding Babies" in the categories of Adult, Teen, and Pre-Teen. Pre-teen girls holding babies while smoking and wearing an ill-fitting Halter Top will be worth MANY bonus points.

Yea!

[identity profile] bghsmith.livejournal.com 2003-06-16 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Time for the annual Mullet Hunt! Can't wait to see the numbers this year!

Keep an eye on my journal, we took pictures of an extreme white trash mobile and I'm going to post them when I get a chance. Oh, and I saw a El Camino that had been lifted this weekend! (Doesn't that just change it to a truck? Yep, it does.)

Oh, and let me know if the 'Dirty white Boys' show up. They live down the street from our best friends. (Is that just a nice way of saying 'White trash'? Yes, I believe it is.)

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[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2003-06-16 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Dirty White Boys"... interesting choice of words!

Looking forward to seeing that White Trashmobile!

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[identity profile] bghsmith.livejournal.com 2003-06-16 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know they named their race team after the Bad Company song, but still...
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