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captain_slinky) wrote2015-07-29 09:29 am
captain_slinky) wrote2015-07-29 09:29 am
145 - Love Is In The Air
Love is like a Fart. It starts as this nervous, bloaty feeling in your stomach that you just have to let out. You may try to be sneaky about it, or hope that it's a quiet little affair but suddenly THERE IT IS! Loud and obnoxious and maybe even just a bit whiney sounding but WOW it's just so obvious to EVERYONE! Then, once the boisterous sound has ended, your love just kind of lingers in the air around you for a very long time... and whenever somebody asks about it you can't help but smile and pridefully say "Yup, that was me!"
Eventually the lingering smell dies out and you have to realize that all you're left with is nothing more than an empty feeling and a pair of skidmarked underwear. Maybe you come away from the whole experience wishing you had never farted at all, or at the very least some ideas of what you should have done differently. "I should have tried for a One-Cheek Sneak! I should have looked for a restroom! I should have just held it in!" So many regrets making you feel like mistakes were made which you could have done differently, but you have to remember that it was really just a FART, and you had no control over it at all.
And sometimes, during that "Lingering Smell" phase of the fart, you'll find that special someone who lets one rip that is even louder and nastier than your own! The smell continues to linger forever and ever with tons of giggling and gasping for air as you take turns passing gas and filling the room with a warm stench that none can deny for all eternity :)
Eventually the lingering smell dies out and you have to realize that all you're left with is nothing more than an empty feeling and a pair of skidmarked underwear. Maybe you come away from the whole experience wishing you had never farted at all, or at the very least some ideas of what you should have done differently. "I should have tried for a One-Cheek Sneak! I should have looked for a restroom! I should have just held it in!" So many regrets making you feel like mistakes were made which you could have done differently, but you have to remember that it was really just a FART, and you had no control over it at all.
And sometimes, during that "Lingering Smell" phase of the fart, you'll find that special someone who lets one rip that is even louder and nastier than your own! The smell continues to linger forever and ever with tons of giggling and gasping for air as you take turns passing gas and filling the room with a warm stench that none can deny for all eternity :)
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