222 - Obi Wan KKKenobi

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Obi Wan Kenobi is kind of a racist jerk, isn't he? Beyond calling a multi-cultural tavern that seems to be the hub of the local community "a wretched hive of scum and villainy", he REALLY dislikes the Tuskans (whom he refers to with the derogatory term "Sand People"). He makes all sorts of racist claims about them. "Yeah, I know, a Sandcrawler full of dead Jawas. You'd THINK it was a bunch of towel-faced Sand People what did this but NO WAY! Look at those blaster marks! No dirty Sand Person can make shots that precise! Probably Stormtroopers. Besides, everybody knows that Sand People are sneaky little bastards that march in single file to hide their numbers."

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