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captain_slinky) wrote2003-08-10 09:59 pm
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Our neighbors ("Mullet Man & Crack Whore" for referal purposes) had one of their "Disagreements" tonight; she ran out the door screaming bloody murder, he chased after her yelling obscenities. When we goth heard the very loud SLAP of a fist hitting a person, Crystal called the police. When she called it in, she gave the police a VERY thurough description, exact address, everything; and she asked that we remain anonymous.
And here's where it gets funny.
10 minutes later, we hear a knocking at our door. I ignore it, thinking it's someone knocking on our neighbors door. But no! A cop shines his flashlight in to OUR kitchen window and says something. I go closer and say "What?"
He repeats himself, louder. he says "You the folks called in the anonymous report of a domestic disturbance?"
I directed him to the apartment next door.
So! Tomorrow morning (or maybe even later tonight) I fully expect to hear either Mullet Man or Crack Whore to come over and start one of the following conversations:
MULLET MAN: "Betcha think yer all better than me, dontcha? Call the cops on me, Faggit? Man, I BEEN on that 'Cops' show! You wanna piece of me?"
Or...
CRACK WHORE: "You had no right to call the police and have them take away my man! NO RIGHT! He may hit me, but he LOVES me! Now how am I gonna pay the rent? he was my bread-winner!"
And here's where it gets funny.
10 minutes later, we hear a knocking at our door. I ignore it, thinking it's someone knocking on our neighbors door. But no! A cop shines his flashlight in to OUR kitchen window and says something. I go closer and say "What?"
He repeats himself, louder. he says "You the folks called in the anonymous report of a domestic disturbance?"
I directed him to the apartment next door.
So! Tomorrow morning (or maybe even later tonight) I fully expect to hear either Mullet Man or Crack Whore to come over and start one of the following conversations:
MULLET MAN: "Betcha think yer all better than me, dontcha? Call the cops on me, Faggit? Man, I BEEN on that 'Cops' show! You wanna piece of me?"
Or...
CRACK WHORE: "You had no right to call the police and have them take away my man! NO RIGHT! He may hit me, but he LOVES me! Now how am I gonna pay the rent? he was my bread-winner!"
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You can either trade it to them in hopes that they shut up...or you'll be their idol.
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So let's see... you were fighting vampires with Bruce Campbell at your side, when something happened. There! Great, engrossing sotry that I'll remember forever!