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[captain_slinky]

I've been unemployed so long, i can't even remember the last time I had a job. All I know is that the Unemployment Bennefits ran out about a year ago.

But no more! Starting Monday, I have a job! Sure, it's a part-time, minimum-wage job making Sandwiches at Subway during the lunch rush... but it's a job! It'll bring in at least $300 extra per month... enough to make things a little easier for us!

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[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

hey, don't knock it. i have people on my friends list who would rather be unemployed than take a job that they're "too good for", and i'm glad you're not one of them.

if you want, i'll buy you a sandwich to celebrate.

:::Clears throat:::

[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

May I direct you to customers_suck? I'm pretty sure there is one for Subway workers too, I just can't remember it right now.

You're gonna need them my friend. As a former 'sandwich artist' let me inform you that you are only allowed 6 inches of bread for a 4 hour shift and 12 inches of bread for an 8. (Just so you know) But you can have all of the cookies and cookie dough you want!

[flummoxicated.livejournal.com]

If you meet Jarod in person, do you plan shove one of those 6' party subs in his face?