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I've been unemployed so long, i can't even remember the last time I had a job. All I know is that the Unemployment Bennefits ran out about a year ago.

But no more! Starting Monday, I have a job! Sure, it's a part-time, minimum-wage job making Sandwiches at Subway during the lunch rush... but it's a job! It'll bring in at least $300 extra per month... enough to make things a little easier for us!

Date: 2003-08-22 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Will it be okay if I choose a different orifice?

You know, Jerod is a lesson that all us "plump" people should pay attention to. If you're overweight, you might spend a lot of time feeling sorry for yourself and thinking that is only you could be thin, THEN people would like you! Well, Jerod is LIVING PROOF that just because you're skinny don't mean that you suddenly get a personality!

Date: 2003-08-22 05:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] flummoxicated.livejournal.com
So - he's a good example to a point, and then he becomes a warning? Maybe that's why I feel I am obligated to like him, but find him irksome.

Date: 2003-08-22 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
No, no, no... the lesson learned from Jerrod is that it doesn't matter what you look like on the *ouutside*... if you've got the personality of wet sawdust, you're STILL going to be a loser!

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