SUPERMAN!!!

[captain_slinky]

Why can't I just flip past a showing of Superman on TV? I think I've seen it like 150 times or so, and I know the thing by heart. And it mnakes me sad to think that Christopher Reeves won't ever be able to play that role again. Well, that is, unless we transplant his head onto a healthy body. But I've heard that the host-body decays awfully quick, so they'd have to film the entire movie in like 3 days! And of course, there's that insatiable hunger for human flesh that Mr. Reeves would have. But ya know what? I'm willing to saccrifice a few unwitting interns and gaffers in order to get me a new Superman movie!

"Superman 5: Dead By Dawn"

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[bloodyaftermath.livejournal.com]

you have to watch it because whilst you were growing in your mother's womb, a chip was implanted into your brain, triggering violent responses to your CNA, causing instant seizure that you can somehow never remember ever happening!!!!!!!! AND IT WAS IMPLANTED BY MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Does that mean that you're... you're my DADDY?!?!?