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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2004-02-03 03:46 pm
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Worried...

[livejournal.com profile] dotgirl has aparently been back to wrk for at least two days now, and still there is no word of update from her. I must assume that she has been eaten by Nordies-Monsters and is, unfortunately, dead. Or replaced with a look-alike, like they did when the *real* Paul McCartney died back in the 60's (check out the cover to Abbey Road for al the PROOF)!

Therefore, I would like to take the time right here and right now to put in my claim to all her stuff, including but not limited to her children and her husband (he's a damn fine cook and computer-fixer). Anyone who would like to dispute the validity of my claim pleasedosobeforeIhavecounteddowntothreetwoone.

No one? Good then! It's settled!
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[identity profile] zannah.livejournal.com 2004-02-03 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, buddy. I laid claim just before she went into labour! In case she didn't make it through. You know. Cause I care!

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2004-02-04 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That was in 2003!!! You forgot to renew your claim in the new year, so it is all now officially MINE!!! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!

I love getting to be the evil robber-baron of the story >:)

[identity profile] dotgirl.livejournal.com 2004-02-03 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not dead! And I posted yesterday! Remember?

[identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com 2004-02-04 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... but not about being back to work. Just ANOTHER convenient "coincidence" that might have been dreamed up by THE IMPOSTOR REPLACEMENT DOTGIRL!!!

You really thought I wouldn't notice wehn you, Chris, Britt and Riley all crosed the street? How THEY all lead witht heir RIGHT foot, but you lead with your LEFT?
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