The Anti-Meme

[captain_slinky]

I have seen the "Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I'll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty." bullcrap meme all over LJ recently, and I think that's just dangerous and irresponsible. Nobody really wants to hear The Truth! The Truth is a hurtful, shameful thing and should be hidden away and only shown to true loved ones... sort of like genetalia! Therefore, I give you the ANTI-MEME:

Leave a comment with your name if you want me to make up a totaly flattering lie about you, and I'll reply and tell you. All lies, no honesty.

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

ooh ooh, lie to me! Crystal (you know...your wife)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Your Strawberry-Kiwi Jam won first prize at the State Fair 2 years running, but you pulled out at the last minute during year three because you overheard that poor crippled girl talking about how much she would like to win the competition just this once but she knew she had no chance against your Jam. You then secretly swapped your jar of jam for hers, ensurng that she would win. That was so sweet!

[khristle.livejournal.com]

Well I'm like that ya know :)