The Anti-Meme

[captain_slinky]

I have seen the "Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I'll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty." bullcrap meme all over LJ recently, and I think that's just dangerous and irresponsible. Nobody really wants to hear The Truth! The Truth is a hurtful, shameful thing and should be hidden away and only shown to true loved ones... sort of like genetalia! Therefore, I give you the ANTI-MEME:

Leave a comment with your name if you want me to make up a totaly flattering lie about you, and I'll reply and tell you. All lies, no honesty.

Comments

[freydis.livejournal.com]

My name is Tanya. Lie to me.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You once had the opportunity to have sex with the oldest brother from "Hanson" (The "Mmmm-Bop!" kids), but you refused to do it because he was drunk and you didn't want to take advantage of him like that. I've always admired you for that.

[freydis.livejournal.com]

actually, thats a lie. I did have sex with him, taking full advantage of his drunkeness.

He couldn't keep it up. it was pretty horrible.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Just like I said... All lies, no truth!

[khristle.livejournal.com]

ooh ooh, lie to me! Crystal (you know...your wife)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Your Strawberry-Kiwi Jam won first prize at the State Fair 2 years running, but you pulled out at the last minute during year three because you overheard that poor crippled girl talking about how much she would like to win the competition just this once but she knew she had no chance against your Jam. You then secretly swapped your jar of jam for hers, ensurng that she would win. That was so sweet!

[khristle.livejournal.com]

Well I'm like that ya know :)

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

[erinjanelle.livejournal.com]

OK, you got the truth (luckily for me, there's nobody on my friend's list that I have anything mean to say to), but I can handle it.

So my name is Erin, and I like me some lies!

Re: Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You rescued that kid who fell down the well... you're a HERO! They even named a sandwich after you at the local Deli!