Fun Quotes from my past!

It's time for a wacky-fun quiz that only ONE PERSON on my Friends List will be able to get right! But the quotes are fun, so you non-winners can enjoy the quiz as well :)

(1) Who said "Just because a guy likes to have stuff shoved in his ass doesn't make him Gay, alright?":

(A) Ken
(B) Chris
(C) Mathew

(2) Who said (while driving away from the BestBurger Drive-in, after having shoved an ill-prepared burger in the face of a hapless employee) "People have to *learn* that there are *consequences*...":

(A) Larry
(B) Rob
(C) Derick

(3) Who said (while looking at my engine) "What the mother-f*ck cluster f*ck is this f*ckin' sh*t f*cked-over rebuilt DODGE?":

(A) Ken
(B) Gary
(C) Larry

(4) Who TOPPED that string of profanity by creating the memorable all-purpose swear word "Sh*tf*ckp*ssc*ck":

(A) Mathew
(B) Jim
(C) Derick

(5) Who sang "Love Me Tender" to me through the wall between toilets at the WASU Campus while we read comic books?:

(A) Ken
(B) Jim
(C) Gary

Because I love Phenobarbitol Pudding & Cyanide Kool-Aid as much as the next guy

1. List five things you'd like to accomplish by the end of the year.
-Start an exhaustiv database inventory of my comic book collection
-Download at least the FIRST SEASON of Gilmore Girls for Crystal and me
-Take Brittany Christmas shopping
-Buy some new clothes
-Play in a Hero Clix tournament of some sort


2. List five people you've lost contact with that you'd like to hear from again.
-Tim Arnold, my best buddy through all of Middle School
-Aaron Fowler, childhood friend and next-door neighbor
-Damon Irons, childhood friend and next-door neighbor
-Andrew Root, comic book store customer and all-round cool kid
-Jeremy Balinger, general goofball and comrade


3. List five things you'd like to learn how to do.
-Play Hero Clix REALLY GOOD.
-Get my work published
-Fix my own damn computer
-Draw
-Organize a cult

4. List five things you'd do if you won the lottery (no limit).
-Open the biggest comic book store EVER
-Open the biggest gaming store EVER
-Have children (or rather, "Impregnate Crystal)
-Get my mother some Health Insurance
-Buy Premera Blue Cross so that Crystal could blow it up


5. List five things you do that help you relax.
Read comic books
Organize stuff (I know, I'm sick)
Listen to Lounge Music
Watch MASSIVE amounts of television
Play games