Fun Quotes from my past!

[captain_slinky]

It's time for a wacky-fun quiz that only ONE PERSON on my Friends List will be able to get right! But the quotes are fun, so you non-winners can enjoy the quiz as well :)

(1) Who said "Just because a guy likes to have stuff shoved in his ass doesn't make him Gay, alright?":

(A) Ken
(B) Chris
(C) Mathew

(2) Who said (while driving away from the BestBurger Drive-in, after having shoved an ill-prepared burger in the face of a hapless employee) "People have to *learn* that there are *consequences*...":

(A) Larry
(B) Rob
(C) Derick

(3) Who said (while looking at my engine) "What the mother-f*ck cluster f*ck is this f*ckin' sh*t f*cked-over rebuilt DODGE?":

(A) Ken
(B) Gary
(C) Larry

(4) Who TOPPED that string of profanity by creating the memorable all-purpose swear word "Sh*tf*ckp*ssc*ck":

(A) Mathew
(B) Jim
(C) Derick

(5) Who sang "Love Me Tender" to me through the wall between toilets at the WASU Campus while we read comic books?:

(A) Ken
(B) Jim
(C) Gary

Comments

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

uhm. ok.

1) a - ken
2) b - derrick
3) c - gary (though the 'rape me like a donkey' line would have been better)
4) a - mathew
5) b - jim

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You score 100%! Imagine that :)

[zannah.livejournal.com]

okay, but I knew another guy who claimed that just because he let another man suck him off, it didn't mean he was gay. no, he was fully heterosexual.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of the people that *you* know and that *I* know, and am hoping that it is not a person on both those lists. Not that I'm homo-phobic, but just that picturing *any* of those guys in that situation is NOT a pretty thing. Ya know what I'm sayin'?