2005-05-18

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2005-05-18 11:51 am

Don't know what to do with them mixed chromozones and scrambled DNA

In the strangest/most perfect/completely wrong casting job in the history of all of forever, Kelsey "Frasier Crane" Grammer will be playing The Beast in the third X-Men movie.

There'd better be one HELLUVALOTTA CGI in that movie! Matter of fact, I'd be much happier if they bypassed any actual *acting* by Mr. Grammer and instead just let him do the voice talents from behind the sceenes.

Can they pull this off? The more I think about it the more I like this casting choice... but then I remember what Kelsey Grammer LOOKS LIKE. And it's WRONG!!! But the voice, the mannerisms... maybe? NO! NEVER! Yes?

I'll be shizo over this issue till AT LEAST the day I see the first production shots.
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2005-05-18 09:20 pm

Overheard at work

"You know what's really cool about Jesus? He hates all the same people *I* do!"

I'm pretty sure it was said in jest, but it's had me giggling all night long :)
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2005-05-18 11:19 pm

Pop Quiz

Which should disturb me more?

(A) That my urine seems to smell like grape juice, or

(B) That I'm taking the time to sniff and identify the odor of my own urine?