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captain_slinky ([personal profile] captain_slinky) wrote2005-03-23 03:12 pm

Giving thanks

Sure I'm thankful that [livejournal.com profile] khristle is here to take care of me while I'm going through The Great American Wisdom Tooth Adventure, but you know who should *really* be thankful that she's here to take care of me?

[livejournal.com profile] dotgirl.

Because if not for [livejournal.com profile] khristle, I would be living in your basement. And you would have to put up with my whiney bitch-ass moaning all through this ordeal, and my Mom would be driving down to take care of me, and she'd be cleaning your house and making you feel inadequate because only Martha Stewart can clean as efficiently and condescendingly as she can, and most likely someone would end up dead.

So thank you so very much, Schmoopie! It may seem that you're just putting up with my pansiness, but you're actually saving lives!

[identity profile] khristle.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If I can save just one life than it will all be worth it!